What would you do if?
The President of the United States called you:
go hey man you wanna go fishin man
You won the lottery:
buy me some sweet cars
You got invited to be on a reality TV show:
totally go and just be me
You caught a friend stealing from you:
depends which one but most likely beat the shit out of them
You witnessed a murder:
idk
A random stranger offered you candy:
depends
MySpace and Facebook closed:
i would be kinda depressed cuz i met some kool people on myspace but i hope face book fuckin closes
A genie granted you one wish:
ask for more fuckin wishes
You lost your favorite possession:
go DAMN HOW THE FUCK DID I LOSE MY FUCKIN 360
You found 10 dollars on the ground:
sweet
Your date throws up on you:
fuck damn ass hell bitch what the fuck
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:
be fuckin pissed
Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you:
go "HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS FUCKIN JACK NICHOLSON or kerry king idk
You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call:
call the damn coast guard and get the fuck off that damn island
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Why does the caged bird sing?
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In a fox news interview with marine sniper Ray Parker, the reporter asked "What do you feel when you shoot someone?" The sniper replied with a grin on his face, "Recoil".
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In a fox news interview with marine sniper Ray Parker, the reporter asked "What do you feel when you shoot someone?" The sniper replied with a grin on his face, "Recoil".
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In a fox news interview with marine sniper Ray Parker, the reporter asked "What do you feel when you shoot someone?" The sniper replied with a grin on his face, "Recoil".
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Why does the caged bird sing?
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